Not much else to say.
My dad says I have set the bar too high for self-acceptance. I still insist that this doesn't count as really being published.
a) It is not available in a physical bookstore. I preach about the power of the internet, but the truth is that the majority of our world does not use it.
b) It is self-published, which is cheating.
Off to watch Lost. We're halfway through Season 1 now.