MY Store is WAY Better Than YOUR Store: A Short

DANG IT THE LAST HALF OF HER VISIT TO KRISPY KREME ISN'T THERE!!!!

Okay, so here's what happens:

Me: It was BMI.
Sarah: I want a job.
Me: How old are you?
Sarah: Eleven
Me: And how did you get here?
Sarah: I drove!
Me: No job. Unless you want to buy a donut, leave.
Sarah: Umm. Okay.

 This one, in my opinion, is the best one yet. Tell me if you agree.
Blooper video (and YES there ARE bloopers- it's not just commentary) to come soon.